I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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