I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Best friends brother. Beat that.
His hands were made for my vagina.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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