i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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