Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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