I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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