normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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