Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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