Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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