How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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