we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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