I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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