i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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