Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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