After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I think i got beer on your cat.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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