Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
