I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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