Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I stole a fireplace last night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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