..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My liver is preforming stress tests.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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