Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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