dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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