My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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