she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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