It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
