i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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