Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
