I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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