your room smells of hookers.
And success
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
ok first of all what the fuck
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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