yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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