i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm sobbing to NWA
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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