I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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