brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She's JV to your varsity
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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