they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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