Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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