That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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