maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Come share oat with me in your robe
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I am mentally ready for anal.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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