Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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