Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I wear drunk well.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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