I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
