Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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