I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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