Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
the day after is always just damage control
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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