I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I could fuck to npr.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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