Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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