i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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