There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Pooping to opera.
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