There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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