What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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