if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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