The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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