I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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